1 hour ago with 2,555 notes

cryptoscience:

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE SHOULD YOU APPROACH.

They may resemble respectable ladies, but they are a genus of carnivorous plants who’s bonnet-like pitchers emit pheromones designed to attract land-rich country gentlemen and entrap them in a treacle-like digestive fluid from which there is no escape.





4 hours ago with 3,032 notes
#nicki minaj




7 hours ago with 18,709 notes

frodno:

the desolation of smaug: a summary

#the hobbit #text post meme




8 hours ago with 74,613 notes

rirxchiyo:

black—lamb:

lust-in-her-eyes:

vineciatanai:

myfloralmind:

myfloralmind:

MY IGGY AZALEA DISS… Like I.G.G. BYYEEE

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

Keep re blogging !!!

I watched it like 5 timesssss you was goinnnn

"But iss all in the business right ? Murder wit no witness right ?" 👏👏👏👏😂

I watched this like 8 times.

FUCCCCKKKK!!!!

#yaaaasss bitch




10 hours ago with 14,568 notes

Miss Piggy stickers

Miss Piggy stickers





21 hours ago with 1 note

I MOVE INTO MY BEAUTIFUL PARK SLOPE APARTMENT TOMORROW





22 hours ago with 502,899 notes

minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less





1 day ago with 217 notes
#broad city




1 day ago with 422 notes
realpathetique:

All around me are familiar facesWorn out places, worn out facesBright and early for the daily racesGoing nowhere, going nowhere

realpathetique:

All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for the daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere





1 day ago with 245,243 notes
#elephants