2 hours ago with 74,044 notes
via ohhkaty, © fakedick

fakedick:

Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket

Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school





13 hours ago with 1 note

yo soy como el chile verde, Leftenant, picante pero sabroso

#sleepy hollow #come on I can't believe they made a white-lady llorona #foxsleepyhollow




13 hours ago

the subway

it smells and I never get a seat and RUSH HOUR DEAR GOD

#spookyspyglass




13 hours ago with 38,998 notes

hauntsichord:

the  new ask meme: send me literally anything and ill tell you something i hate about it

#YES I LOVE TO HATE THINGS




14 hours ago with 31,439 notes
ianthe:

I can’t believe I haven’t posted these yet #magnets #magneticpoetry #turndownforwhat

ianthe:

I can’t believe I haven’t posted these yet #magnets #magneticpoetry #turndownforwhat





15 hours ago with 181 notes
#dogs




15 hours ago with 6,249 notes

justfuninsanity:

Lets be honest here,

I know we would all say we would be Rick or Daryl in the apocalypse but in reality we would all be Eugene. 

image

#same #the walking dead




18 hours ago with 415,137 notes
m0ondust:

this fucking never fails to make me laugh

m0ondust:

this fucking never fails to make me laugh





20 hours ago with 57,768 notes

jaclcfrost:

i could talk about that character less

but i could also

not do that





23 hours ago with 113 notes
oldtobegin:

"I’d like to be the chicken of tomorrow, but how can I be the man of today?"

oldtobegin:

"I’d like to be the chicken of tomorrow, but how can I be the man of today?"

#mst3k