Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket
Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school
yo soy como el chile verde, Leftenant, picante pero sabroso
it smells and I never get a seat and RUSH HOUR DEAR GOD
the new ask meme: send me literally anything and ill tell you something i hate about it
I can’t believe I haven’t posted these yet #magnets #magneticpoetry #turndownforwhat
Lets be honest here,
I know we would all say we would be Rick or Daryl in the apocalypse but in reality we would all be Eugene.
this fucking never fails to make me laugh
i could talk about that character less
but i could also
not do that
"I’d like to be the chicken of tomorrow, but how can I be the man of today?"